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Jordan

break up with your girlfriend, im bored

Mar 02 2019 08:53 PM

Jordan

I’m a belieber

Jun 27 2017 12:30 AM

Jordan

Waiting for febeyruary

Jan 30 2016 03:02 PM

Cory
what a terrible word
Jan 31 2016 11:02 PM

Jordan

Having some wine…and, uh, weed and Ambien, or as I call it: tucking myself in

Sep 12 2015 02:38 AM

Jordan

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?

Jun 02 2015 09:52 AM

Patrick
I'm gon' have som fuuun
Jun 02 2015 04:03 PM
Mercury
I'm gonna do my remix

Jun 19 2015 04:40 PM
Joe
You're my fantasyyyy SWEET BABAY SWEET BABAY
Jun 21 2015 06:42 AM

Jordan

Locked inside a bedroom at motel 6 blasting Madonna Erotica on repeat and rolling around in a custom Prada bodysuit at 2 am

Feb 07 2015 02:32 PM

Ermis
kimmy ��
Feb 09 2015 08:19 PM

Jordan

Skirt off keep the high heels on. Might be a little thing but I like that long, yeah

Nov 26 2014 04:09 AM

Jordan

My thong showin', but it's cool, my shoes go with it. Now all I need is a room wit a pole in it. See I look good and I'm knowin' it. And I was never too proud to be showin' it

Oct 23 2014 04:15 AM

Jordan

Ugh I'm so sick. I feel like I got ebola

Oct 03 2014 01:00 AM

team.b
u deserve it for your shitty taste. have fun dying Bitch
Oct 03 2014 01:06 AM
mmmyeah
^lmao
Oct 03 2014 04:13 AM

Jordan

I know I shouldn't fight it, At least I'm being honest

Sep 04 2014 02:33 AM

Jordan

Want you to cry me a river, I just wanna break your heart right back

Aug 29 2014 02:37 AM

Ermis
CRY ME CRY ME
Aug 29 2014 04:39 PM

Jordan

put ur hands on it

Aug 25 2014 03:29 AM

Joe
Both hands? You certainly think a lot of yourself
Aug 25 2014 09:16 AM

Jordan

Steaming like a pot full of vegetables

Aug 09 2014 12:02 AM

Jordan
https://soundcloud.com/b591392/sabi-laugh
Aug 09 2014 04:13 AM
World of Color
ha!
Aug 10 2014 04:30 PM

Jordan

Purse so heavy, gettin Oprah dollas

Jul 12 2014 08:11 PM

team.b
All of Oprahs money goes into her bank account she uses her cards for everything. This makes no sense.
Jul 12 2014 10:31 PM
Jordan
r u Oprah?
Jul 13 2014 12:01 AM
Joe
Lmao Chad wtf
Jul 13 2014 02:36 PM

Jordan

It's like a roller coaster, but I'm only going up

Jul 06 2014 03:09 AM

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Adam
That is the most boring part of a rollercoaster.
Jul 09 2014 03:15 PM
Ermis
lmao adam
Jul 09 2014 07:11 PM
Jordan
lmao
Jul 11 2014 08:10 PM

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